just wait and see.


brokenheartmended:

Apparently only “classy” bitches wear Corona swimsuits.

Not only does it say “This is my favorite alcoholic beverage!” but also “This is my favorite alcoholic beverage! If some creep were to buy me one I will undoubtedly drink it up, regardless of how many I’ve already had. I’ll begin to lose most of my senses, including the one that tells me to be cautious of open drinks. I’ll more than likely drink that fatal one and blackout, allowing you to have your way with me. Luckily my memory will be mostly gone and all I’ll remember is the ‘wicked time I had at that party before I blacked out’.”

Stay “classy”, ladies.

well, someone pissed in your Cheerios this morning…

glad to see you go out of your way to insult me!

stay classy!


  1. jordanreneewilliams reblogged this from brokenheartmended and added:
    well, someone pissed in your Cheerios this morning… glad...to insult me! stay classy!
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